it’s really hard... to develop a boldly disruptive shoe on Zoom.

It's disturbing to think what exactly this CEO might be planning once he gets all his employees in an office.

Obviously, you should have figured it all out in advance, like how giving birth would go and any complications you’d have, the specific personalities of your children and how they’d interact, what life-altering historical events you might live through—you know, the basics.

Being a mother is easy

Reagan-loving traditional Republicans like Trump because he makes Reagan look mentally sharp by comparison.

I had an uncle who died recently who taught me to "Say no to commercials." To do this, if an ad ever comes on your tv you need to hit mute while shouting "No!" I've been doing this for many years and while it's still worse than no commercials it's a huge improvement over watching them. This has come up because I've been watching Fallout and Amazon has commercials now.

If you're looking to get more thiamine in your diet, this package of cheap hot dog buns has your name on it.