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ptd honked 01 Mar 2024 14:08 +0000

There are two types of people:

1. Bees
2. People who do the bees' bidding

On the whole it's better to be a bee, but it's hard to break in unless both your parents were bees.

ptd honked 29 Feb 2024 01:28 +0000

Remember when a pending government shutdown was big news? Now Congress bravely postpones a shutdown every week.

ptd honked 29 Feb 2024 01:19 +0000

My wife refuses to accept the fact that Faith No More and Rage Against the Machine are nĂ¼ metal bands just because they don't suck.

ptd honked 28 Feb 2024 00:45 +0000

Whoever decided that Java code examples don't need to include imports because the IDE will just figure it out is a real jerk.

ptd honked 27 Feb 2024 02:03 +0000

I made Norwegian meatballs from my grandma's recipe and she was always very intent on them being Norwegian and not Swedish. People sometimes ask me what the difference is and I've settled on saying "They're like Swedish meatballs but anti-fascist" which is the kind of joke that can get you into a lot of trouble in Minnesota.

ptd honked 24 Feb 2024 20:56 +0000

My south-facing house currently has a stylish "summer in the front, winter in the back" look.