Hacker News posters don't understand why people are negative about IBM.

Just like with emo, no two people mean the same thing when they say "Midwest".

I just met the guy who put the bomp and he wasn't as fun in person as you might have guessed.

I'm running in a 5k this weekend and they want me to decide how fast I'm going to run beforehand and I'm not sure how optimistic to be.

So it appears that in MySQL 8.0 it keeps all its system information in the mysql schema but you aren't allowed to select from these tables regardless of your permissions. This is an extremely cool thing to do, especially when something is mysteriously wrong with one of them.