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I'm a person on the internet. I live in Evanston and do computer programming for work. Award winning author of War and Peace, The Holy Bible, and Hamlet.

Pronouns: he/him

ptd honked 01 Dec 2023 13:39 +0000

Cool URLs don't, but I do.

ptd honked 01 Dec 2023 13:34 +0000

Drinking at night, hanging in the morning.

ptd honked 29 Nov 2023 23:31 +0000

It's gloves and mittens season again and I consider it a triumph as a parent that my kids never bat an eye when I say "Thumbs for the thumb god."

ptd honked 27 Nov 2023 00:54 +0000

I did a lot of up and down on a ladder today and my knees really hurt even though I am not yet 40. If Congress wasn't full of such clowns they would've done something about this.

ptd honked 26 Nov 2023 21:58 +0000

It's come too my attention that some people don't consider Platoon a Christmas movie.

ptd honked 26 Nov 2023 14:40 +0000

Orange you a little short for a banana?

ptd honked 25 Nov 2023 22:36 +0000

How close are silicon valley residents to taking to the streets with weapons demanding to know which side I'm on?